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Kamala Harris to start new job in Merthyr Greggs

Kamala Harris to start new job in Merthyr Greggs

The failed president starts till training in January

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Country elects convicted felon as president

Country elects convicted felon as president

The United States said they'd like a convicted criminal in charge please

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17 year old girl vanishes after using moisturiser that makes you look 20 years younger

17 year old girl vanishes after using moisturiser that makes you look 20 years younger

Tina Tightarse applied the moisturiser on Saturday and hasn't been seen since

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Man videos firework display that he'll never watch again

Man videos firework display that he'll never watch again

Brendon Clunch used most of the storage on his phone filming the display

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Jehovah's Witnesses warn about knocking on doors and blackmailing people this Halloween

Jehovah's Witnesses warn about knocking on doors and blackmailing people this Halloween

The nontrinitarian, millenarian, restorationist Christian denomination say it's not nice

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Man opens new loaf of bread without finishing the old one

Man opens new loaf of bread without finishing the old one

Gary Thundergunt received his divorce notice this morning

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GPs can now prescribe drugs to stop people being dickheads

GPs can now prescribe drugs to stop people being dickheads

The medical breakthrough has been hailed as a gamechanger

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Hairdressers to open at Brynglas Tunnels

Hairdressers to open at Brynglas Tunnels

Motorists can get a set and perm at the tunnels while they wait for the cars in front to shift their arses

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White Van Man School of Motoring opens in Aberdare

White Van Man School of Motoring opens in Aberdare

Students will learn how to park wherever they want, drive up people’s arses, and how to lean out of the window and wolf-whistle at women

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Trump in talks to buy Barry Island’s amusement arcades

Trump in talks to buy Barry Island’s amusement arcades

The tangerine shitgibbon has said he wants to make at least £500 from a new investment in Barry’s premier tourist attraction

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96% of people tell their pets that they 'won't be long' when they pop out

96% of people tell their pets that they 'won't be long' when they pop out

The survey also showed that 100% of cats didn't give a shit how long their owners were going to be out

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UN bans pineapple on pizza

UN bans pineapple on pizza

The craze of putting pineapple on pizza was started by some dickhead during the 1960s

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