English settlers will learn to pronounce words like ‘sospan’ and ‘tooth’ correctly
Emily Underbite charges clients £10,000 each to tell them to ‘chill out’ when they get stressed
Larry Coldcheeks said that he will have to apply for a new mortgage if he puts his heating on this autumn
Gary Flatarse began overtaking Terry Wondergunt at Pont Abraham services and finally completed his manoeuvre as he arrived in London
Council officials are still scouring their CCTV footage to corroborate eyewitness accounts
Leaves are traditionally found on trees but government sources say that the shedding of leaves is a worrying trend
Sounds like 'bang' and 'boom' are too Anglo-Saxon, say Welsh activists
Seagulls in Llandudno have been spotted screaming and swearing at passers-by, and in some cases, physically assaulting them with sticks
Doggers have been discovered panting and moaning in many car parks across Wales over the last few nights
The new Welsh reaction emojis includes reactions such as ‘Tidy’, ‘Llol’, and ‘Tamping, mun’.
Scientists will be launching Glenda the sheep into space from a council car park later this week
