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Award-winning journalist and owner of an Austin Allegro.


Regress Party tout Mexico-style fence for English border

Oct 29, 2025

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4 min read

Regress Party tout Mexico-style fence for English border

The fence will stop the millions of English druggies bringing tonnes of phlegmadyl into Wales

Welsh doctors to get handwriting lessons

Oct 28, 2025

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3 min read

Welsh doctors to get handwriting lessons

The evening classes will show doctors how to write words that can be read by other people

Woman resists successfully resists asking taxi driver what time he finishes

Oct 27, 2025

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2 min read

Woman resists successfully resists asking taxi driver what time he finishes

The teacher from Cardiff was on her way home from a night out on the lash

Sunday drivers announce go-slow protest

Oct 26, 2025

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2 min read

Sunday drivers announce go-slow protest

The weekend-only drivers say the speed limits in Wales are currently too high

Woman finds wheelie bin in different postcode

Oct 25, 2025

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2 min read

Woman finds wheelie bin in different postcode

Ethel Grumblegunt spent five days looking for her wheelie bin after it was emptied

Welsh airspace closed after ‘Happy 30th Grandma’ balloon escapes

Oct 24, 2025

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2 min read

Welsh airspace closed after ‘Happy 30th Grandma’ balloon escapes

Flights in and out of Wales have been diverted or cancelled for safety reasons

Sex in cars up 60% after hotel rates deemed 'too high'

Oct 23, 2025

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3 min read

Sex in cars up 60% after hotel rates deemed 'too high'

Couples keen to get their ends away are taking to the back seats of cars following a steep increase in hotel room rates

Three-legged race won by man with 4-foot penis

Oct 22, 2025

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3 min read

Three-legged race won by man with 4-foot penis

Colin 'Lucky' Tripod won the race at the Autumn Trebanog Sports Day event

Welsh Ironman 2026 to include enduring Welsh hen night in Merthyr

Oct 21, 2025

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3 min read

Welsh Ironman 2026 to include enduring Welsh hen night in Merthyr

Lads will have to sit through seven straight hours of bad karaoke and incessant screeching

Speaking clock woman retires after 70 years of non-stop talking

Oct 20, 2025

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2 min read

Speaking clock woman retires after 70 years of non-stop talking

Ethel Drycleft says she now wants to start doing old people things like standing in the exits of supermarkets to read her receipts

Man responds to wife’s 3,000 word text with a thumbs up

Oct 19, 2025

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2 min read

Man responds to wife’s 3,000 word text with a thumbs up

Gary Wondergunt said the emoji saved him labouriously typing out a 5,000 word reply to his wife’s interrogation as to whether he had put the bins out

Senedd launches £6bn investigation into leaves mysteriously falling off trees

Oct 18, 2025

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2 min read

Senedd launches £6bn investigation into leaves mysteriously falling off trees

The Welsh government said it is dedicated to spending the money after one cyclist slightly slipped on a wet leaf earlier this month

Jehovah's Witnesses call for ban on Trick or Treating

Oct 17, 2025

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2 min read

Jehovah's Witnesses call for ban on Trick or Treating

The religious organisation say knocking on people's doors and threatening them with hell should not be allowed

Dog hailed a superhero for chasing killer squirrel away

Oct 16, 2025

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2 min read

Dog hailed a superhero for chasing killer squirrel away

Rufus the Dog was rewarded with some treats and a stick for fearlessly chasing away the killer squirrel

Painters and decoraters to get whistling lessons

Oct 15, 2025

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2 min read

Painters and decoraters to get whistling lessons

Painters and decorators will be taught how to whistle actual tunes

95% cats choose violence for no reason

Oct 14, 2025

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2 min read

95% cats choose violence for no reason

Cats say they have no reason to be violent - but choose to be anyway

Petition to 'call it a year already'

Oct 13, 2025

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2 min read

Petition to 'call it a year already'

People worldwide are calling for authorities to declare 2025 done and dusted already

BREAKING: Woman finds parking space at Morriston Hospital

Sep 23, 2025

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2 min read

BREAKING: Woman finds parking space at Morriston Hospital

Yvonne Undergunt celebrated her lucky find by having a smear test at the hospital

Park runner forgets to post PB to Facebook

Sep 7, 2025

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2 min read

Park runner forgets to post PB to Facebook

Emily Jiggles beat her previous personal best by 30 seconds but rued the opportunity to post it to social media

Chipwood wallpaper sales rocket ahead of kids returning to school

Sep 1, 2025

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3 min read

Chipwood wallpaper sales rocket ahead of kids returning to school

Back-to-school students' new exercise books will be at least 4 inches thick with their new coverings

Regress Party launches from Wetherspoons car park

Aug 30, 2025

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3 min read

Regress Party launches from Wetherspoons car park

The new UK political party says it will stick up for traditional values

Welsh porn film banned for falsely depicting plumber turning up on time

Aug 29, 2025

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2 min read

Welsh porn film banned for falsely depicting plumber turning up on time

Authorities said that the movie created unrealistic expectations of what people can expect in real life

World’s first bean-flicking competition to take place in Cowbridge

Aug 28, 2025

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2 min read

World’s first bean-flicking competition to take place in Cowbridge

Organisers say the inaugural competition sold out in days

Vegan ‘arseholes and eyeballs sausage roll’ launched

Aug 26, 2025

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3 min read

Vegan ‘arseholes and eyeballs sausage roll’ launched

The new savoury pastries taste just like real sausage rolls made with arseholes and eyeballs, according to its maker

Spillage of dildo cargo sparks scramble at Welsh beach

Aug 25, 2025

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2 min read

Spillage of dildo cargo sparks scramble at Welsh beach

A queue of Fiat 500s and Minis stretched back 5 miles from Cwmhard beach over the weekend

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