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Oliver Buchannon
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Award-winning journalist and owner of an Austin Allegro.


Man from Earth wins Mr Universe title - again

Aug 20, 2025

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Man from Earth wins Mr Universe title - again

Entrants from other planets were once again under-represented

Anger management conference ends in bloodshed

Aug 19, 2025

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Anger management conference ends in bloodshed

The conference in Cardiff had to be abandoned after several delegates got touchy and kicked off big time

Evening classes to show people how to use apostrophe’s correctly

Aug 18, 2025

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Evening classes to show people how to use apostrophe’s correctly

Classes start in September for those who struggle to use the punctuation marks correctly

Brecon Beach comes out as top recommended destination for English tourists

Aug 17, 2025

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Brecon Beach comes out as top recommended destination for English tourists

The beach has the #1 recommended destination for English tourists this year

Welsh Defence Force install BB guns at border

Aug 16, 2025

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Welsh Defence Force install BB guns at border

The street defence force said it feels Wales needs more security guarantees in an uncertain world

Convicted felon and indicted war criminal meet to decide future of independent country

Aug 14, 2025

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Convicted felon and indicted war criminal meet to decide future of independent country

The Cheeto Benito and the Grandpa in his Bunker will meet in Alaska to decide the future of Ukraine

BMW driver uses indicator

Aug 13, 2025

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BMW driver uses indicator

Eyewitnesses say the driver used his indicator correctly at a roundabout

Man gets speeding fine after walking to Kwik Save

Aug 12, 2025

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Man gets speeding fine after walking to Kwik Save

Brendon BigBollocks was caught speeding by the Income Collection Department of the local police force

Anglesey slips its moorings and drifts into Irish Sea

Aug 11, 2025

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Anglesey slips its moorings and drifts into Irish Sea

Authorities are hoping to tow the island back to the mainland in the next few days

Blow Job knee pads go on sale

Aug 10, 2025

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Blow Job knee pads go on sale

The knee pads are designed to help the handful of middle-class women of a certain age who struggle to get on their knees in public parks

Welsh Clapping Conference descends into farce

Aug 8, 2025

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Welsh Clapping Conference descends into farce

The two-day event dragged on for over a week following confusion over who was clapping for what

Evel Knievel to jump Bristol Channel

Aug 7, 2025

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Evel Knievel to jump Bristol Channel

Evel will take off from Penarth Pier and hopefully land somewhere near Weston-super-Mare

87% of brides pick bridesmaids 'that will make them look better'

Aug 6, 2025

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87% of brides pick bridesmaids 'that will make them look better'

Careful consideration goes into choosing the bridesmaids, who are usually chosen to help make the bride look better

English tourists mistake bouncy castle for Castell Coch

Aug 5, 2025

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English tourists mistake bouncy castle for Castell Coch

Members of the family stopped off to take photos and have lunch at the inflatable

Welsh Space Agency to send sheep into orbit

Aug 4, 2025

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Welsh Space Agency to send sheep into orbit

Betty the Wondersheep will be catapulted into space on top of a big shiny rocket

Hot dogs ranked #1 tea in Wales

Aug 3, 2025

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Hot dogs ranked #1 tea in Wales

The assembled dish of a sausage in a sliced bun has been chosen as the most popular tea in Wales

Nudist beach to open in Prestatyn

Aug 2, 2025

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Nudist beach to open in Prestatyn

The designated beach will allow sun worshippers to walk around with their giblets out unhindered

Angry Short Man Syndrome Society's trip to Alton Towers 'a disappointment'

Aug 1, 2025

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Angry Short Man Syndrome Society's trip to Alton Towers 'a disappointment'

Members were left angrier than usual after they were refused entry to some of the grown up rides

Dog called Shark causes chaos at Welsh beach

Jul 31, 2025

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Dog called Shark causes chaos at Welsh beach

Crowds were seen fleeing from the water at OverByYer Beach when the owner called after him

Trump aiming to buy Steep Holm to use as golf course

Jul 30, 2025

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Trump aiming to buy Steep Holm to use as golf course

The Bristol Channel island will be used exclusively by Trump and his friends

BBC to replace Masterchef with new Bap Wars show

Jul 15, 2025

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BBC to replace Masterchef with new Bap Wars show

The new show will focus on finding the best baps in the UK

Dog’s barking saves owner from murder by 13 postmen, 46 bin men, and 103 cyclists

Jul 14, 2025

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Dog’s barking saves owner from murder by 13 postmen, 46 bin men, and 103 cyclists

Rufus has scared away would-be murderers from the house with his consistent barking

Public warned not to leave hot doggers in cars

Jul 11, 2025

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Public warned not to leave hot doggers in cars

Doggers have been discovered panting and moaning in many car parks across Wales over the last few nights

Controversial plans to build third bus stop at Cardiff Airport get green light

Jul 10, 2025

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Controversial plans to build third bus stop at Cardiff Airport get green light

The £4bn bus stop will expand the airport's bus stop capacity by 5% over the next ten years

Freaky seagulls terrorising Llandudno visitors

Jul 9, 2025

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Freaky seagulls terrorising Llandudno visitors

Seagulls in Llandudno have been spotted screaming and swearing at passers-by, and in some cases, physically assaulting them with plastic chairs

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