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Angry driver fits 34 curse words into one sentence

Karl Wetcleft came out with the record-breaking outburst when some f*cker pulled out in front of him quickly

An angry driver has managed to fit 34 curse words into one single sentence.

Karl Wetcleft came out with the record-breaking outburst when some f*cker pulled out in front of him quickly and then drove very slowly.

Wetcleft told WalesOnCraic:

“I was driving down the f*cking street like I normally f*cking do when this f*cking f*cker just pulled out on me like he was in some massive f*cking rush. I f*cking swore at him good and proper but when the f*cker started driving at 15mph, I lost my sh*t. I came out with curse words I never even knew existed. I went on for about a good two minutes and it was only when I ran out of breath that I realised I’d broken the world record.

“Luckily, the f*cker who’d pulled out on me f*cked off and I was allowed to continue on my f*cking way. If he’d be in front of me for a f*cking minute longer, he’d have had my f*cking fist in his face.”

Wetcleft has been contacted by the World Record Association to collect his prize.

“I hope it’s a sh*tload of money,” he said.

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