Woman files for divorce after husband has 'too many breads open at once'

A woman from Aberdare has filed for divorce after her husband ignored repeated warnings not to open a new loaf of bread until they’d finished the old one.

Tina Grumble had repeatedly told husband Tim that new loaves of bread should not be opened until the last one had been eaten.

She told WalesOnCraic:

“I told the silly arse not to go opening a new loaf of bread until the last one had been eaten but he just couldn’t help himself. We bought a new loaf of shitty white bread yesterday to go with the chips we’d bought. I told him that he had to finish off the loaf of wholemeal we’d opened the day before but what did he do? That’s right - he opened the loaf of shitty white bread to make himself a chip butty.

“That was the last straw for me. I went straight down the solicitors and filed for a divorce. I want half of everything, including the loaf of shitty white bread we bought last night.”

Husband Tim was adamant he hadn’t done anything wrong.

“She’s always threatening me with divorce. She was down that solicitors last Tuesday when she came home and found me in bed with Ethel from the pub. She’ll use any excuse to divorce me. I’m convinced she just wants the car because it’s got a parking camera and she’s shit at parking,” said Tim.

In the meantime, Tina is refusing to buy a new loaf of bread until Tim has completely eaten the loaf of shitty white bread.

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