Chavs pull wheelies to ‘prove their manliness’

Scientists have discovered that chavs like to pull wheelies on their bikes to show how virile they are.

Chavs in grey joggers pulling wheelies have become a common sight across the UK in recent years.

Dr Alan Squarespecs explained that chavs like to pull wheelies to prove their manliness to passers-by.

“The sight of a young lad, donned in grey jogging suits, pulling wheelies has become a welcoming sight in town centres and housing estates across the UK. Our towns and cities wouldn’t be the same without them but no one has actually looked into the reason why they pull so many wheelies.

“We spoke to a few chavs on condition of anonymity and we specifically asked them why they like to perform this daring stunt. One lad told us that, and I quote, ‘I like to express my feelings of worth to my community, which for many years, have been subdued by societal norms and expectations. Lifting my front wheel off the ground and riding through a built-up area allows me to show how I am fighting against these post-modern pressures, that I feel a lot of young disillusioned men feel right now. I do it to show how much of a man I am.’”

It is assumed that many chavs on bicycles are running drugs but Dr Squarespecs discovered that most are delivering hot meals to vulnerable pensioner in the community.

“Yeah, we’re dropping some Charlie to Charlie,” said one chav.

“Isn’t that lovely?” said Dr Squarespecs.