Cold weather to last till it warms up a little bit

Weather experts in Wales have told the public to expect more cold weather until it gets a little bit warmer.

The cold weather has made many believe that it’s winter and as a result, made them very miserable.

Tina Turbotits told WalesOnCraic:

“I has to get the bus every morning to go to work and it’s pure hell. First, I have to get out of bed and that’s hard enough. Then I has to sit on a freezing cold toilet seat so I can drop my guts - and that’s painful! Then I has to have a shower and the water doesn’t warm up enough so I has to get back out but the air is icy and when I puts my clothes on, they’re freezing cold.

“I then has my breakfast and I’m out the door to wait for my bus. The bastard’s usually late so I stands there freezing my tits off while the driver gets his arse in gear and down to my street. I moaned about being too hot in summer but I’ve had enough of this now.”

Weather experts said the country can expect more cold weather until things warm up a bit.

“We’ve currently got this cold weather and it’ll stay with us until we gets some warmer weather,” said Derek the Weathersheep.

Warmer weather is predicted for Wales but no one knows when.

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