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Croc-wearing Tesla driver gets a girlfriend

Toby Combover has been secertly dating another Croc-wearing Tesla driver for three weeks

A croc-wearing Tesla driver has landed himself a girlfriend after finding a like-minded female version of himself.

Toby Combover has been secertly dating another Croc-wearing Tesla driver for three weeks.

He told WalesOnCraic:

“I’ve been laying low these last few weeks and dating has always been an issue due to my insistence of wearing my crocs. I find them comfortable and practical, especially if I’m running from my Tesla after I’ve parked it up.

“I’ve been single for a good few years now but last months, I joined a new dating site for people like me. In fact, the entire site was made up of people just like me. I got chatting with this girl and we chatted long into the night about Crocs and about Teslas. We decided to go on a date and we hit it off as soon as we met. She was wearing green crocs and I was wearing blue ones and I had a green Tesla and she had a blue one. Oh, how we laughed! I think it’s true love.”

Toby is hoping to take his new girlfriend out for a spin on the weekend.

“I’ve got us some paper bags to wear, which is quite exciting. I may take her to the nearest Tesla showroom to show her the riots.”

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