Dickhead neighbour sets his alarm for 6 am on Sunday mornings to use his power tools

A dickhead neighbour has set his alarm for 6 am on Sunday mornings so he can use his power tools to wake everyone up.

Reggie Scrote says that he likes to wake everyone up on Sunday mornings because it makes him feel alive.

He told WalesOnCraic:

“I loves waking up early on a Sunday mornings. I makes a coffee, has a poo, and then I’m straight out to the shed to see what racket I can make with my power tools. I got a few loud ones and I like to start off angle-grinding anything I can get my hands on. I’ll strim some hedges, even though I’ve not got any and then I’ll move onto making some noise with my leaf blower.

“To make sure that I’ve woken everyone properly, I’ll start hammering a piece of wood for a few hours. That’ll take me up to lunchtime and while everyone struggles on with their day, I like to go back to bed so get some sleep.”

Reggie’s wife Glenda said:

“The man’s a dickhead. I’ll never know why I married him. I’m thinking of selling him. Would you like to buy him? I’ll do him for a fiver.”