Man opens new loaf of bread without finishing the old one

A husband from Aberdare has had a divorce notice delivered to him after he opened a load of bread without finishing the previous one.

Gary Thundergunt opened a new loaf of Mighty White bread while there were still nine slices left in his previous loaf.

His wife Brenda, told WalesOnCraic:

“I knew the day I married him that there was something not quite right with him. I couldn’t put my finger on it for years and it was only last week that the penny dropped.

“I came home from bingo and the fat twat was sitting on the sofa, eating a jam sandwich. When I went to the kitchen to make myself a lard sandwich, I noticed that he’d opened a new loaf of bread without finishing off the last one. I went straight to the solicitors that’s down the road and filed for a divorce. I’m not living with a monster like that any more.”

Mr Thundergunt tried to defend his actions, saying the old loaf looked a bit stale.

“The new loaf looked so fresh and appealing. I have to admit that I should have used slices from the old loaf but I succumbed to tempation and opened the new one.

“I’ll miss Brenda but it’s ok as I’ve been banging our neighbour for the last ten years so I might just move in with her. She’s not so fussy around bread.”

Mrs Thundergunt is expected to remain at the family home until Mr Thundergunt moves out.