Public warned not to leave hot doggers in cars

Welsh government authorities have warned the public not to leave hot doggers in cars during periods of warm weather.

Doggers have been discovered panting and moaning in many car parks across Wales over the last few nights, prompting the Welsh government to issue a warning.

Spokesman Timmy Thunderchunk told WalesOnCraic:

“We all know what it’s like being left in a hot car. When I was a kid, my mam and dad would go off dogging while they left me in their Austin Allegro. Over the last few nights, I’ve been out and about in various car parks and come across many doggers who have been locked in cars. They’ve been totally out of breath and one even begged me that they wanted to be ‘seen to’. I gave them an ice-lolly and told them that I’d speak to my superiors at work.

“My boss therefore told me to tell you not to leave hot doggers in cars. It’s not very nice as they could get quite thirsty and if you could pass that on to your friends, that’d be lovely. Thanks butt.”

The warm weather follows a current and worrying trend that sees temperatures rising during the summer months. Experts believe that things should cool down during the autumn.