Trump announces 50% tariffs on Greggs sausage rolls

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US President Donald Trump has announced 50% tariff on Greggs sausage rolls.

The Mango Mussolini has said that the US population already eats like it has free health care and wants to dial back the product’s success.

He told reporters:

“We’ve got this tariff, some say it’s the best tariff in the world, and it’s gunna put Americans first, it’s a proper patriot tariff, one of the best of its kind, and we’re gunna slap it on Greggs sausage rolls, whatever the hell they are, and some say that today is Liberation Day, where all the patriots of this great country will come together and these patriots, they eat too much as it is, I worry, cos, you know, we don’t have free health care over here and that’s the way we want to keep it so that we can wipe out all the poor people.”

The presidents also said that the tariff does not apply to vegan sausage rolls.

“No one eats that shit so we don’t need to apply a tariff there.”

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