Trump in talks to buy Barry Island’s amusement arcades

Former US President Donald Trump is reportedly in advanced talks to buy Barry Island’s amusement arcades.

The tangerine shitgibbon has said he wants to make at least £500 from a new investment in Barry’s premier tourist attraction.

A spokesman for Mr Trump told WalesOnCraic that Barry Island’s amusements arcades have always been at the top of Mr Trump’s investment portfolio aims:

“Mr Trump has always loved Barry Island, very bigly, and his investment would be one of Barry Island’s biggest investments in decades. Mr Trump would like to bring his extensive business experience to the south Wales coast so that the people of Wales can enjoy the sort of lifestyle that he is associated with.

“There are plans to bring back Just Pennies, and Mr Trump is even in talks to help bring back the Log Flume next door. Mr Trump first discovered Barry Island when he watched Anneka Rice visit there during an episode of Treasure Hunt.”

A spokesman for Barry Island’s amusement arcades said that it’s the first he’s heard of Trump wanting to buy the facilities.

“What? What you on about? Trump? Buying the amusement arcades? You on drugs, mun?”

Barry Island was first discovered by western explorers in 1913.