Trump headhunts Gregg Wallace for White House role

President-elect Donald Trump has reportedly headhunted former Masterchef presenter Gregg Wallace for a job in the White House.

Reports say that the tangerine shitgibbon was impressed with the presenter’s attitude to middle-class women of a certain age.

A spokeswoman for Mr Trump’s presidential transition team told WalesOnCraic:

“Mr Trump is always on the lookout for the finest minds to join his team. Mr Wallace has come to our attention over the last few days and Mr Trump is hopeful that we can hire him as our Ambassador To Middle-Aged Women Of A Certain Age. We were impressed with that story about his sock, plus the fact that he never wears any underwear. This is just the sort of man who can put women in their place and just the sort of person we need in the team.

“We’ve tried phoning Mr Wallace but I think he’s busy making videos for Instagram at the moment.”

Gregg Wallace was removed from the BBC show Masterchef after a string of allegations against him. The allegations all came from middle-class women of a certain age who have since come under attack for keeping quiet for so long.

“I don’t understand why these stupid women keep these things under their hats for so long. These sorts of women are a disgrace to the human race and should be banned from ever speaking in public,” said an anonymous, middle-aged man on social media after hearing the allegations.