Motorists who leave their front wheels facing out into the road are to be named-and-shamed by the Welsh government.

Names and addresses of motorists who leave their front wheels pointing out into the road to be made public under the new scheme.

Ricky Bunion, the Minister for People Who Leave Their Front Tyres Sticking Out, told WalesOnCraic:

“As a country, we’ve had enough of these people who give no consideration to anyone else. They just don’t think. They’re so eager to get out of their cars and get to Greggs that they forget that there are other motorists who need to get past.

“These wheel-out wankers ruin it for everyone else. While they’re stuffing their faces with sausage rolls, other motorists are having to drive around their sticky-out wheels, causing massive traffic jams. The tyres on some of these cars are around 12ft in diameter, meaning that when they park up and leave their front wheels sticking out, everyone else has to suffer. We’ve introduced this new scheme to name and shame these twats.”

Welsh roads are typically narrower than other wider roads, meaning that front wheels sticking out make them even narrower.

“We had one old girl who came thundering through town at 90 mph, only to hit the front wheels of this BMW that was parked up and she ended up on the roof of Kwik Save,” added Mr Bunion.

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