White Van Man School of Motoring opens in Aberdare

A White Van Man School of Motoring has opened in Aberdare.

Students will learn how to park wherever they want, drive up people’s arses, and how to lean out of the window and wolf-whistle at women.

Chief Instructor Andy Shandy told WalesOnCraic:

"The typical White Van Man is often understood in today’s modern society so we’ve set up this School Of Motoring to address that. Our students will be put through their paces and learn the art of not giving a shit about other motorists. They’ll be taught to park wherever they want, how to toot their horn at young women, and how to tailgate other motorists at speed.

“Our first cohorts are already showing their white van prowess. One of our top students even caused a road rage incident last night when we took him out. We’re very proud of him.”

The school opened its doors last week and has already been booked up until the New Year.

“We’re aiming to become the top White Van Man School of Motoring in the UK, mainly by way of proxy because no other White Van Man School of Motoring exists,” added Andy. “Each student comes away with a nice certificate and a special badge that we’re ordering from Amazon.”