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Trump: Inability to afford food will solve US obesity crisis

Trump: Inability to afford food will solve US obesity crisis

President Trumple Thinskin has described his idea to tackle the US obesity crisis as 'genius'

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Some parts of Wales set to be warmer than somewhere else that's colder

Some parts of Wales set to be warmer than somewhere else that's colder

The warmer weather, often associated with spring, means that some parts of Wales will be warmer than other places in the world that are colder

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Pontarddulais to officially be renamed Pontardullarse

Pontarddulais to officially be renamed Pontardullarse

The name change will make it easier for the village's millions of English tourists to pronounce

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Trump announces 50% tariffs on Greggs sausage rolls

Trump announces 50% tariffs on Greggs sausage rolls

The Mango Mussolini has said that the US population already eats like it has free health care

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Other people's wind chimes voted 'annoying as shit'

Other people's wind chimes voted 'annoying as shit'

Other people's wind chimes have been voted the most annoying noise that people have to endure in life

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Controversial plans to build third bus stop at Cardiff Airport get green light

Controversial plans to build third bus stop at Cardiff Airport get green light

The $4bn bus stop will expand the airport's bus stop capacity by 50% over the next ten years

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Year's first gnarly-toed flip-flopper spotted in Wales

Year's first gnarly-toed flip-flopper spotted in Wales

The middle-aged male was brazenly spotted relaxing near the coast in north Wales

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JD Vance to visit Anglesey amid takeover rumours

JD Vance to visit Anglesey amid takeover rumours

The US Vice President is looking to take over the island's eyeliner production facilities for his own use

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Revolucion de Cardiff set to open in Cuba

Revolucion de Cardiff set to open in Cuba

Several police riot vans are being shipped over to add to the authenticity

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Worlds first sausage roll orchard opens in Tonyrefail

Worlds first sausage roll orchard opens in Tonyrefail

Visitors can pluck fresh sausage rolls straight from the trees

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Council refuse lorries ‘swore and threatened pedestrians’ while reversing

Council refuse lorries ‘swore and threatened pedestrians’ while reversing

Lorries belonging to the Coed-y-Rhiw County District Council repeatedly told shoppers to ‘Get out of the way you fat bastard. I’ll break your legs'

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Top 10 freakiest Welsh villages 2025

Top 10 freakiest Welsh villages 2025

The results are in. Does your village feature in this year's Top Ten?

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