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Long Distance Clara sets up haulage company in Bridgend

Long Distance Clara sets up haulage company in Bridgend

The former star of Pigeon Street will be driving her juggernaught down the motorway

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Evening classes launched to help men load dishwashers properly

Evening classes launched to help men load dishwashers properly

The classes look to address men's lackadaisical methods of placing the dishes and bowls into their dishwashers

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Senedd to start mass deportations of people who don't say sospan

Senedd to start mass deportations of people who don't say sospan

The Welsh government will be giving them a leaflet, asking them to leave the country

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Senedd to order Bristol Channel to be renamed Cardiff Channel

Senedd to order Bristol Channel to be renamed Cardiff Channel

The Welsh government is also seeking to take the Kennett and Avon Canal by force

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Dickhead neighbour sets his alarm for 6 am on Sunday mornings to use his power tools

Dickhead neighbour sets his alarm for 6 am on Sunday mornings to use his power tools

Reggie Scrote gets up at sparrow's fart to use his collection of noisy power tools

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Woman files for divorce after husband has 'too many breads open at once'

Woman files for divorce after husband has 'too many breads open at once'

Tina Grumble had previously told her husband not to open a new loaf of bread until the last one had been finished

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Wales brought to a standstill by half an inch of jack shit

Wales brought to a standstill by half an inch of jack shit

The country ground to a halt after a splodge of wet sleet and snow

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New Year to start with shit weather

New Year to start with shit weather

2025 sets out its stall early with some pretty shitty weather

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Valleys vaper mistaken for Stars In Their Eyes host

Valleys vaper mistaken for Stars In Their Eyes host

Passers-by thought that vaper Gary Glumchops was about to present an episode of the popular 90s entertainment show

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Wales declares Sheep Appreciation Day amidst controversy

Wales declares Sheep Appreciation Day amidst controversy

“It’s time to show the world that we love our sheep in a completely platonic way!” announced Minister of Agriculture, Ewe-bert Fleece

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17 year old girl vanishes after using moisturiser that makes you look 20 years younger

17 year old girl vanishes after using moisturiser that makes you look 20 years younger

Tina Tightarse applied the moisturiser on Saturday and hasn't been seen since

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Man videos firework display that he'll never watch again

Man videos firework display that he'll never watch again

Brendon Clunch used most of the storage on his phone filming the display

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