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Wales declares Sheep Appreciation Day amidst controversy

Wales declares Sheep Appreciation Day amidst controversy

“It’s time to show the world that we love our sheep in a completely platonic way!” announced Minister of Agriculture, Ewe-bert Fleece

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17 year old girl vanishes after using moisturiser that makes you look 20 years younger

17 year old girl vanishes after using moisturiser that makes you look 20 years younger

Tina Tightarse applied the moisturiser on Saturday and hasn't been seen since

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Man videos firework display that he'll never watch again

Man videos firework display that he'll never watch again

Brendon Clunch used most of the storage on his phone filming the display

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Man opens new loaf of bread without finishing the old one

Man opens new loaf of bread without finishing the old one

Gary Thundergunt received his divorce notice this morning

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Hairdressers to open at Brynglas Tunnels

Hairdressers to open at Brynglas Tunnels

Motorists can get a set and perm at the tunnels while they wait for the cars in front to shift their arses

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White Van Man School of Motoring opens in Aberdare

White Van Man School of Motoring opens in Aberdare

Students will learn how to park wherever they want, drive up people’s arses, and how to lean out of the window and wolf-whistle at women

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Trump in talks to buy Barry Island’s amusement arcades

Trump in talks to buy Barry Island’s amusement arcades

The tangerine shitgibbon has said he wants to make at least £500 from a new investment in Barry’s premier tourist attraction

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Angry driver fits 34 curse words into one sentence

Angry driver fits 34 curse words into one sentence

Karl Wetcleft came out with the record-breaking outburst when some f*cker pulled out in front of him quickly

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Nightclub forced close after attracting too many munters

Nightclub forced close after attracting too many munters

The manager of Sticky Floor Nightclub said the place had become overrun with munters in the six months that it had been open

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Welsh tattoos gaining popularity among Asia-Pacific women

Welsh tattoos gaining popularity among Asia-Pacific women

Demand for Welsh tattoos is gaining huge popularity among Asia-Pacific women - but they have no idea what the wording means

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English tourists fail to find Gwesty Hotel

English tourists fail to find Gwesty Hotel

The tourists saw the sign for Gwesty Hotel while travelling through Wales but failed to locate it

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Man sent to buy salad accidentally buys pizza

Man sent to buy salad accidentally buys pizza

Darren Giblet was asked by his wife Debbie to go buy salad from his local store but he got confused and bought pizza instead

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