President Trumple Thinskin has described his idea to tackle the US obesity crisis as 'genius'
The Mango Mussolini has said that the US population already eats like it has free health care
The US President has slapped the large tariff on the pies in response to someone from Cardiff saying something a bit nasty about him online
The blacked out windows will allow Tesla owners to drive around anonymously
The newly installed president says he wants to strengthen trans-Atlantic ties with the south Wales metropolis
Manflu more than 100% worse than normal flu, according to scientists
Trump was reportedly impressed with the former Masterchef's attitude to middle-class women of a certain age
The failed president starts till training in January
The United States said they'd like a convicted criminal in charge please
The craze of putting pineapple on pizza was started by some dickhead during the 1960s
