The cold weather has turned many people into proper whinging bastards
Glenda Lardarse put her membership card to good use this morning
Shoppers were hoping to get refunds so they can afford to eat in January
The nontrinitarian, millenarian, restorationist Christian denomination say it's not nice
The medical breakthrough has been hailed as a gamechanger
The survey also showed that 100% of cats didn't give a shit how long their owners were going to be out
The world saw a 14% rise in dickheads in the last month alone
Chavs in grey joggers pulling wheelies have become a common sight across the UK in recent years
The party is seeking a new leader after Rishi Sunak joined the travelling circus as a stunt dwarf
