"I just pick up a trumpet and play any old shit that comes out my gob," said one musician
The fans are looking forward to an entertaining evening
As temperatures soar into high figures, some gentlemen OAPs have even been spotted loosening their ties.
The announcement comes four weeks after they demanded that Wales moves 200 miles to the left
Two MOT-While-You-Wait garages will open either side of tunnels, meaning that motorists can get their cars seen to instead of wanting to punch people in the face
Chris and Chris Jones got hitched three years ago, but things turned ugly at a local bingo hall last week.
As millions flocked to the beaches to cool off, A&E departments were struggling to accommodate the thousands of sun-worshippers who spent too long in the sun
Inside sources from a leading furniture retailer have revealed that the DFS sale is set to continue for the time being.
Rufus has scared away would-be murderers from the house with his yapping and hollering
Millions are expected to tuck into the carcasses of dead baby sheep – the emblem of rebirth and new life
The Welsh men’s football team could earn themselves a place at Euro 24, putting arseholes across the country into nervous spasms
Welsh parents are said to be the driving force behind the trend, often using it as a popular reply to the question ‘what’s for tea mam?’
