The craze of putting pineapple on pizza was started by some dickhead during the 1960s
Karl Wetcleft came out with the record-breaking outburst when some f*cker pulled out in front of him quickly
The world saw a 14% rise in dickheads in the last month alone
The manager of Sticky Floor Nightclub said the place had become overrun with munters in the six months that it had been open
Demand for Welsh tattoos is gaining huge popularity among Asia-Pacific women - but they have no idea what the wording means
The tourists saw the sign for Gwesty Hotel while travelling through Wales but failed to locate it
Darren Giblet was asked by his wife Debbie to go buy salad from his local store but he got confused and bought pizza instead
Chavs in grey joggers pulling wheelies have become a common sight across the UK in recent years
The party is seeking a new leader after Rishi Sunak joined the travelling circus as a stunt dwarf
Tina Belch is currently living at her mother’s house while her living room is being redecorated
The sofa store’s marketing department has put out new promotions to let people know that the sale is still on
English settlers will learn to pronounce words like ‘sospan’ and ‘tooth’ correctly
